Where the Magic Happens

“So the Duck says, ‘Got any Grapes?’”

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And I was all like, ‘Hey! I know that joke!’.

Duck walks into a bar, looks up at the Bartender, and asks ‘Hey, you got any grapes?’

‘No’, says the Bartender. ‘We don’t sell grapes here.’

‘Okay’, says the Duck, and leaves.

Next day, Duck walks into the bar, looks up at the Bartender, and asks ‘Hey, you got any grapes?’

‘No’, says the Bartender ‘I told you yesterday, we don’t sell grapes here.’

‘Okay’, says the Duck, and leaves. 

The next day, the Duck walks into the bar, looks up at the Bartender and asks ‘Hey, you got any grapes?’

The Bartender loses it, grabes the Duck around the neck and shouts at him ‘NO! I told you yesterday and the day before, we don’t sell grapes here! Ask me that again and I’ll nail your feet to the floor!’ 

He lets go of the Duck, and the Duck leaves. 

The next day, the Duck walks into the bar, looks up at the Bartender and hestiantly asks ‘Do you have any nails?’

‘No’, sighs the Bartender ‘We don’t have any nails.’

‘Great!’ says the Duck ‘-Got any grapes?’